I Even Funnier: A Middle School Story by James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein

Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Juvenile Fiction, Social Themes, Special Needs, Family, Alternative Family, Humorous Stories, Self-Esteem & Self-Reliance, Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories, Juvenile Fiction / Social Issues - Self-Esteem & Self-Reliance, Juvenile Fiction / Social Issues - Special Needs, Juvenile Fiction / Family - Alternative Family
ISBN: 9780316206952
Google: zStTAAAAQBAJ
Amazon: 0316206970
Barnesnoble: 0316206970
Publisher: jimmy patterson
Published: 2013-12-09T06:00:00+00:00

Chapter 40

WILL JAMIE CHOKE? FIND OUT NOW!

My mouth is totally dry.

But my forehead and armpits are spritzing like a berserk watering can cursed by an angry garden gnome.

I roll out to center stage and fiddle with the microphone, lowering it and realizing that in my chair, I am even shorter than Little Willy.

A dusty white spotlight is beaming at me from far off in the distance. I sort of wish it were the bright headlight of an oncoming train that could put me out of my misery. But there’s one good thing about being up here in the spotlight: It totally blinds you. The audience becomes a murky silhouette of bobbing heads. I can’t see Stevie in the front row. Or any of my friends. All I can sense is that there’s a beast out there, one that comics call the Audience. And it’s a beast I have to slay.

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